Donald Trump today tweeted about why so many of his staff were in touch with the Russians during the 2016 election campaign. "They were trading Russian dolls. I think there called Matryoshka dolls. The reason nobody's been coming out with that information is Republicans don't want to look like sissies. But you know these styles, the ones that have all the other little dolls inside them, are really fascinating. I know Jeff Sessions really likes lime green ones."
Trump went on, saying: "you know the Russians always have the best ones so it's pretty normal to go to them to pick up something special."
While not everybody was buying this explanation, the speaker of the house, Paul Ryan, says this explains everything. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was jumping for joy when he heard the news. Republicans decided there was no need to hold these bothersome committee meetings, now that Trump had come clean.
Sen. John Mc Cain wasn't buying it. "Real guys don't play with dolls. These Dolls don't fit together."