Wall Street Laughs And The Little People Lose

Goldman Sachs board member: “Our numbers are bad, you’d better unload.”

Hedge Fund Manager: “How come?”

Goldman Sachs board member: “I’ve got 73 more people to call. I don’t have time for an explanation.”

Goldman Sachs board member “I’ve got some info.”

New Hedge Fund Manager:  “Did you hear that documentary producer say at the Oscars that none of us had been put in jail?”

Goldman Sachs board member: “This guy is a jerk. He doesn’t understand we run America. We’re gonna throw a couple of Indians to the SEC, and Americans will think we cleaned house”