Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Wall Street Laughs And The Little People Lose

Goldman Sachs board member: “Our numbers are bad, you’d better unload.”
Hedge Fund Manager: “How come?”
Goldman Sachs board member: “I’ve got 73 more people to call. I don’t have time for an explanation.”
Goldman Sachs board member “I’ve got some info.”
New Hedge Fund Manager:  “Did you hear that documentary producer say at the Oscars that none of us had been put in jail?”
Goldman Sachs board member: “This guy is a jerk. He doesn’t understand we run America. We’re gonna throw a couple of Indians to the SEC, and Americans will think we cleaned house”

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