Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Trump Tries for Peace Prize, but Wins Piss Prize

Donald Trump, apparently thinking he could change the mind of the Korean Dictator, had Shinzo Abe nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize. All the professionals in Intelligence told him Kim Jong Un would never give up his nuclear arsenal, but Trump believes in the art of the deal, so he thought he could pull it off.
What he did win was the venerated Piss Prize, given to presidents who make things worse than their Predecessors had left things. We have the worst trade deficit in history, despite all the tariffs Trump created. The overall trade deficit is 621 million dollars. That is $100 million more than the last year of the Obama presidency.
This, of course, will not be acknowledged by his followers, unless someone on right wing talk radio brings this up. Since Trump's cabinet has already shown that pigs can fly frequently, perhaps there is a chance this is all a dream (and we actually have an honest president).

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