I've met a lot of fine people who work for Time Warner cable
who have tried to give me assistance over the years. I believe they have been
working hard to provide decent services.
The problem is that management is only concerned with one
thing. They desperately want to sell the company. If the CEO can sell the
company he would make a lot of money. He doesn't seem very interested in
running an effective cable service.
Selling the company to North Korea would simplify everything.
Time Warner management doesn't really care what happens to its customers, so
they can escape with the money without worrying about doing a good job.
Working for Kim Jong-un would provide an incentive for new management
to run the kind of company that would make its customers happy. If they didn't,
Kim Jong-un could invite them back to
North Korea where he could strap them to the end of an antiaircraft gun and
blow them away. (This is how he killed his uncle)
Since Time Warner is the subject of many jokes, this would
help their public image. Kim Jong-un has said he can send a missile to
Manhattan. Those late night comments about Time Warner's incompetence could be
eliminated quickly.
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