America is constantly changing. For travelers from other
countries who have views about what they want to see, it's important that they
bring themselves up-to-date. For example no matter what the recruiters tell
you, if you're Chinese you should never go to the University of Southern
California, because the area is very dangerous. If you grew up on the Motown
sound, you'd probably be surprised that Detroit is where the American dream ended.
When I was young, Stockton, California, was a great city.
Lodi, California, the next town over, was infamous because of the John Fogerty
song:
if I
only had a dollar for every song I've song
and
every time I've had to play while people sat there drunk
you
know I'd catch the next train back to where I live
O Lord I'm stuck in Lodi again
Today, because Stockton is a city that declared bankruptcy
and can't afford to pay cops the new joke is:
The best part of Stockton is Lodi.
Keeping up on a dysfunctional America is crucial if you're
going to visit here. America, she'll keep changing on you
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