Remembering China's Leaders

Remembering China's leadership is hard for many Americans. But more and more, it's more important to know who's running China than it is who's running France (he's a dip shit anyway). I have a song that will help you remember who is who. First some facts:

Xi Jinping is the ultimate leader of China. He runs the Communist Party and the Army.(His father was a famous general and he's heard "whoever controls the Army, controls China." He quickly gathered all the power he needed to begin changing China. His wife is (was) the most beautiful, statuesque singer in the Chinese army. She is adored by millions of Chinese.

Li Keqiang is the premier (the number two) who has been leading the governments unsuccessful attempt to shore up the Chinese stock market. So here's the song:

Xi Jinping has a wife who can sing, while

Li Keqiang says the stock market's wrong

folks say China's economy's bad,

but neither of these guys is looking too sad

Xi Jinping has a wife who can sing, while

Li Keqiang says the stock market's wrong