America Demands To Know

1.       When they autopsy Dick Cheney, will they tell the American people where the 666 was hidden on his body?

2.       Was  Vice President Biden taken to the hospital to remove a Cole Haan from his mouth?

3.       Did Obama really go to India “because I love curry?”

4.       If Nancy Pelosi ever stops getting Botox, will she  begin to understand the American people?

5.       Has anyone counted the hours Sarah Palin watches Russia every day?

6.       If she stops, will the National Security Agency be able to pick up the slack?

7.       Does the Tea Party secretly drink Dragon Well tea and supplicate themselves before pictures of Hu Jin Tao?